Digital Encabulators – Crossing the hydrocoptic threshold

In today’s constantly evolving digital landscape where data is piling sky-high and the need for both efficiency and performant solution are key most things proposed in the forties and perfected in the sixties are deemed too old. Unless it’s the internet itself that is.

The concept of Encabulators, both its turbo and retro iterations, seems to be from another time and a completely other place and far from a suitable solution for modern datacenters and network infrastructure. An legacy solution deemed to collect dusts.

Until now, enter the Digital Encabulator, the solution of yesteryear (the Turbo-Encabulator) but optimized for today.

But first a quick history recap.

For a number of years, work did proceed in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.

Such a machine was the Turbo-Encabulator. Basically, the only new principle involved was that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive directance.

The original machine has a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzelvanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semiboloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by anon-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdlespring on the up end of the grammeters.

Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slip-stream a mixture of high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and five percent reminative tetryliodohexamine.

Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by P=2.5C n 6.7 where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is Cholmondeley’s annular grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a matapolar refractive pilfrometer (for a description of this ingenious instrument, see L.E. Rumpelverstein in “Zeitschrift für Elektrotechnistatischs-Donnerblitze,” vol vii), but up to the present date nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope.

Witch is surprising since the original work, Proceedings of the Peruvian Academy of Skatological Sciences, was published as far back as of summer 1914.

Now for the nerdy stuff. Bear with me!

Electrical engineers will appreciate the difficulty of nubing together a regurgitative purwell and a supramitive wennelsprocket. Indeed, this proved to be a stumbling block to further development until, in 1942, it was found that the use of anhydrous nangling pins enabled a kryptonastic boiling shim to be tankered.

The early attempts to construct a sufficiently robust spiral decommutator failed largely because of a lack of appreciation of the large quasi-piestic stresses in the gremlin studs; the latter were specially designed to hold the roffit bars to the spamshaft. When, however, it was discovered that wending could be prevented by a simple addition to the living sockets, almost perfect running was secured.

The operating point is maintained as near as possible to the h.f. rem peak by constantly fromaging the bitumogenous spandrels. This is a distinct advance on the standard nivelsheave in that no dramcock oil is required after the phase detractors have remissed.

Over the years, the turbo-encabulator reached a very high level of technical development. It was successfully used for operating nofer trunnions and in addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may have been employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration

But that was then and much have changed from the original concept back in 1944 (John Hellins Quick) to the improved solution pioneered by General Electric’s back in the early sixties. For one thing our world has pivoted into the digital realm and the need for anon-reversible tremie pipes have been largely dried up.

The age of the turbo-encabulator died in the early nineties only to have a short resurgens after Rockwell introduced the Retro Encabulator but the fad quickly died down. Until now that is!

It turns out that the basic concept still may be applied to a number of modern usecases and that the modern datacenter are a prime target for a reinovation. The internet (and most datacenters) may be total lacking in lunar waneshaft and there are no cardinal grammeters to synchronize as far as the eye can see. But the concept of unilateral phase detractors is still a key concept in all modial interaction scenarios.

So the math behind the Turbo Encabulator diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature are still applicable and by using that same theorem on a modern day to day cloud or on-prem server setup, being one lone server or a cluster of anon-reversible devices, the anhydrous effects are of the charts.

No server has a tremie pipe (or none that I know of at least) so by doing the work purely in software, integrated into the operating system or run on top, the network roundtrip overhead can be summarized to allow for a delta wave configuration. This will impact the networks operational capacity by introducing some level av digital depleneration or cause minor ‘data bleeding’ but this is then reversed by the same sinusoidal reductions introduced to the mechanical Turbo variant back in the sixties to once again being close to zero.

The end product is a network with close to slip-stream speeds but completely without any detectable quasi-piestic stresses and the use cases are more or less endless.

Undoubtedly, the digital-encabulator has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent dual protocol setup is required (mostly for multidimension datasets and multi clustered hyper environments), it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm (still in a hardware form and often with interlaced fiber couplings) to reduce sinusoidal depleneration even further.

All this is of course technobabble inspired by or copied from the original work back in 1944. Our worlds are not the same but the technobabble remains.